Sunday, December 27, 2009

Kali's Xmas Wishes

May God bless all cartoonists with Kali's talent.
May Santa bring the gift of tongue to every tree.
and leave a vintage dusty old Knickerbocker toy in his own used sock for every child who craves love from the inanimate denzions of the earth.
Blessed be even the bipolar of all nations, genders and social strata.Grant a downy coat of cuteness to all torturers of the weakFrame every child with a balance of warmth and discipline.
May we all get along in peace, harmony and mutual tolerance.

Let us all believe in a variety of lesser Gods and decorate pagan rites with graven images of them.Let all hippies be spray painted green and pray for a second eye to be found under all his hair.
Oh and lastly, may every marker that runs out of color halfway through a picture be damned to eternal and everlasting torments.